Nov

22

V.P. DOES AN O.J.: ‘IF I HAD DONE IT — FAKED WMD’

By Don Davis

Although FOX News has finally succumbed to the pressure to pull its despicable O.J. Special, it has now signed on to an even more disgraceful enterprise: Dick Cheney’s provocative new book: IF I HAD DONE IT — FAKED WMD.

Scheduled to appear on FOX with Sean Hannity, Cheney
asserts in his book that the first thing he would have done is get an
Iraqi screwball named “Curveball� to claim that Saddam had
mass stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons — based in a
Shia trailer park in the slums of Sadr City. 

Then, as a “change of pace,â€? he would have claimed that a roll of Reynolds Wrap aluminum
foil that Iraqis used to store their leftover yellow sponge cake was
actually part of a reconstituted nuclear weapons program. (Editor’s Note: This at a time when Baghdad actually had electricity for refrigerators.)

Cheney also indicated that in order to keep Colin Powell in line and
force him to prostitute himself before the UN, Rove would have
literally used “black-maleâ€?: threaten to reveal that
Powell had a black son.

Read more at: Satirical Political

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