Aug

27

What if Christ spoke at a

[From The J-Walk Blog]

Slate’s Tom Peyer answers the question, What if Christ spoke at a
Republican Party fund raiser?
The Parable of Jesus and the Rubber Chicken.

First, let Me express My gratitude for your support over the last few
years. It’s nice to be thought of as a winner for a change. If I had known
we’d get the House, the Senate, and two consecutive terms in the White House
(APPLAUSE)-if I’d known all that, I would have had an easier time that Friday
on the Cross, let me tell you. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

But seriously, folks (LAUGHTER)-no, seriously, that day did pass, and then
two more. Then I rose from the dead. (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) Thank you. I rose from
the dead and I flew up to Heaven. But first, you’ll remember, I made a little
side trip to Hell (SCATTERED BOOS) just to get a look at how they do things.
And I’m here to tell you, Hell is just like Heaven (AUDIBLE GASPS)-but with
taxes. (LAUGHTER, CHEERS, APPLAUSE)

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