Jul

13

President Bush’s Statement Following London Transit Bombings

[From WHITEHOUSE.ORG]

And that means one thing: even if you’re now too afraid to commute to work, you’re still riding the USA
Crusader Express for the foreseeable future. And as such, I’d like to offer five America-tested tips on how
to make the coming months and years of post-terror living as productive and meaningful as possible:

  • Rally behind your suddenly non-poodly leader, and DO NOT QUESTION HIM.
  • Refrain from any and all analysis of events which are more complex than “THEY HATE FREEDOM.”
  • Turn in droves to jingoistic, Rupert Murdoch-owned media outlets.
  • Smother your funny-looking Rovers and MGs and Minis with plenty of “We Will Not Forget” and
    “I Support…” ribbons.
  • Thirst for the blood of the oil-hoarding sand heathens.

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