Jun

18

We don’t have an exit strategy.

Rumsfeld: “We don’t have an exit strategy. It’s more of a ‘let’s play it by ear’ strategy.”

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TheDailyFarce.com - Marcelo Lewin

In an incredible turn of events, Donald Rumsfeld admitted that the United States does not currently have an exit strategy for Iraq.

“Well, our strategy is more of a ‘play it by ear’ strategy.” Stated Donald Rumsfeld, “We’re just hanging out there and seeing how things progress. As our generals tell us what is happening on the field we adjust and then plan. We find that a kick back mentality, without too much planning is much better then a full blown plan that details exactly how and when we will leave Iraq.”

There have been a number of demonstrations lately calling for the American soldiers to leave Iraq.

“Yes, they have come and liberated us.” Stated an ungreatful Iraqi person, “Yes, they are giving us money and now we can speak out against whoemever and not get killed. But we still want the American pigs out of our country.”

“I think we should just leave now.” Stated a man on the street, Mr. Dumbass, “Fuck them. They want their country back? We should even send back Saddam and see how happy they would be after that.” The man immediately left for his trailer in Arizona.

“Listen, I understand that they feel we are occupying their land.” Stated Donald Rumsfeld, “However, we are not. To occupy someone’s land, requires a plan, and frankly, I’ve never had one. So we are just visiting and we should leave as soon as victory is ours. Whatever that means.”

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